...In which I learned that the fast, concentrated spray setting on my shower head is not just for masturbation, it's also useful for forcing residual baby shit through the grate over the bathtub drain.
Yep, we had a Code Brown. Fun.
My household also saw the first use of chlorine bleach by me in over two years:) Oh, no wait: there was a toilet cleanage of critical ickiness. Meh.
Also, the Birdy snatched a muchroom off my plate. My brother's crazy allergic, so I was keeping her away from them. Spent all evening listening to her breathing and watching for hives. Fun fun fun. Good news is bedtime has consistently been between 7:30 and 8:30 for a week at least. She wakes about every hour and half until I lie down with her but still, it rocks.