Saturday, September 15, 2007

new weight loss strategy (apparently)

My subconscious, in a fit of frustration with my inability to stay on the easiest diet plan in the world, arranged to pull me in line thusly:

I made a steamy yummy hot pot of coffee and enjoyed a cup while I made whole wheat (see? I try!) pancakes. I refilled the mostly empty cup and then absent-mindedly took a huge gulp of scalding liquid, panicked and stalled before spitting it into the sink, and now have awful, sandpapery, numb-stingy coffee burns all over my tongue.

The iced cafe au lait that followed was yum, but my pancakes were horrid scratchy inflaming pain. Food is not my friend.

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