No virus. It's the old scratch in my cornea (thank you hyper lovin' Dharma Dog) reopened. Will heal on it's own or there are options. Goal now is to prevent infection.
Also, the office visit was $40. Sweet. All my drops and goop are OTC, under $20.
Argh, me hearties. Off to find patch so's I can drive. Gifts of rum are appreciated, as it would go well with my new piratey attitude as well as the fact that I've earned it;)