Tuesday, April 15, 2008

my toy is a top, pun in 10 did

The sexiness is just growing over the cute little mommy blog like rampant ivy or kudzu now. It's unsettling me- who reads this that I don't know reads this? But on the tails of that thought: is it really surprising or shocking to read that an adult woman has had sex and masturbates? (And then, how wrong is it that I am more comfortable blogging about serious primitive rage than my own pleasure?)

I know my Grandma doesn't read it, and I know Souster does. And my souster bought me my beloved retired vibrator, Sprout. He was small and green and simple. If he was solar powered he would have been a crunchy vibe. ZOMG do they make solar ones? If not, someone start marketing this to crunchy ladies right now!

So, my new vibe is named Trinity but is a boy-aura-having machine. First it was called Neo but the three little metal round bits made me realize he is Trinity, although his original gender stays. The thing has a Matrix name because it is called a TechnoVibe and is black with silver and has ten settings. 10! It's brilliant. Most of the rhythms it has are very, very teasing to an evil extent that caused me to tell Bu that I was being topped by a sex toy.

I learned that if I endow a vibe with a Matrix theme, I should stop shy of telling Bu that if it runs out of batteries we'll just find a human and stick some energy suction tubes in its spine. Bu was afraid of me. But anyway: using toys with my husband? Genius, genius, genius. Why have we not upgraded to electronic sex before?

Oh hia, Edit. Forgot to put the Sexography info. Quell dumbass. So busy freaking out about participating in the project I forgot to y'know, participate in the project. Right:


This post is a celebration of the Sexography project in support of RAINN- the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network. RAINN provides information, education, outreach and other services. Among its programs, created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1.800.656.HOPE. Please consider a donation to RAINN. If you donate, please mention the Daisybones blog and note “GBBMC:08″ in the “donation in honor of” section (in addition to anyone you want to honor, including yourself.) This will allow project-related donations to be tracked, and every donation sent from my blog will be (to me) regarded as honoring my mother and all others who were kept silent. Thank you.

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