Friday, July 18, 2008
made my bed; lying in it
And it is full of pee.
Polkadot witch wants to know about a time when I actually wet myself and requested a headline regarding an embarassing moment. (Done.) And so I'm not cheating with the "two birds" thing, let me offer up some more honesty-drenched peepee talk. If I'm standing or walking, and I sneeze, cough, or laugh, I will most likely leak a bit. There have not been enough Kegels
i'm doing them right now!
in my life since childbirth. It's a forgetting thing. They are fun to do. Crazy fun. I just can't remember.
Dana, yeah you called me out. I'm getting a minor web crush on you. Have not, of course, seen said hot body but your profile photo is very pretty. Plus you're all flirty with girls and I loves that. So.
And yes, I will be truth-filled in real life today. Let's hope the grandies don't ask me any point blank questions about sexual orientation or former binge-drinking shame.