You're cool with goofy offspring stories? Excellent, then. Let me tell you what happened this weekend.
First I discovered Exhibit A:
Sneakily, I inquired if the suspect had perhaps eaten some sidewalk chalk. She answered with Who, Moi? Face, as shown:
Suddenly, the perp realized she was nailed, and flashed her Oh Snap! Face:
Expert Mommy that I am, I assured her that chalk is not a nutritional food, and that mama is smarter than she is. But secretly I told her "zOMG, Birdy! you are the best blog fodder babeh in teh world."