The Bird, in kahoots with her Papaw, almost, just-for-a-split-second, convinced me that he had gotten her ears pierced. That nanosecond damn-nearly cost him his life, but all is well and all grandparents are safe and unharmed as are my toddler's wee earlobes.
They are stickers.
It's kind of funny, though, when one considers the um... 10 or so scars I have from grown-over piercings.
Happy April Fool's Day to you and yours. All hail spring!