Sunday, December 19, 2010


Tomorrow I'm meeting with my doctor and the brace fitter person to get a back stabilizing brace. It's not the same as the corrective brace I refused to wear but clearly needed as a teen, but will instead hopefully keep things aligned and proper and straightish.

It'll be like this, only with D-cups. I'm choosing to think of it as a very early-1990s industrial take on a corset and am thereby prepared to be megasexy as well as more mobile.

I confess there's a lingering fear of dorky nerditude and freakism, but I thrive on that, don't I?

Yes. I do. I'm OWNING the SHIT out of this. Right then.

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