The Hotdog Timeline
Dr. Voodoo & I talked some more about adrenal fatigue, and then I spent most of yesterday researching online. Every site I found reiterated a similar theme: be ye not a vegetarian lest ye wilt not heal thy adrenals. Eat ye of the meat, and of the salt, and then more meat. REDDDmeat. Also, NO MORE SUGAR OF ANY KIND AT ALL no not even honey.
Then this morning I was at the Health Life Market for my real bread and almond milk and lovely Lex showed me some bovine derived stuff for adrenal support and I wanted to gag.
Then I confessed to Mr. Bones that I was thinking about eating meat. He offered suggestion after suggestion until I was queasy and said nevermind.
Then I was at work and my beloved, dearly missed tofu tacos were taunting me from across the street at Tricky's. Suddenly, I thought about how they have all-beef hot dogs, and the idea of a hotdog was actually appetizing.
I texted Shane, who shot back: If there's no video, it didn't happen.
And then I was there, and ordering meat. And then I grabbed C and gave her my iPhone.
And then I ate a hotdog. And it was seriously fucking delicious.
Sadly, I am far too impatient to upload the video, so until tomorrow you'll have to remain skeptical about my hotdog eating.